1.     If you _________________

If you have to ask, you don’t want to know.

2.     ____________________ singing la la la.

It’s not real singing if you’re only singing la la la.

3.     I have to ask you: _______________.

I have to ask you: were you born ignorant or did you work hard to be that way?

4.     ____________ vices; __________ habits.

Some people call them vices; I call them questionable habits.

5.     I didn’t have time to ______________.

I didn’t have time to put up with bullshit this week, but it found me anyway.

And as for the weekend, tonight I’m looking forward to __________________, tomorrow my plans include and Sunday I want to ______________.

And as for the weekend, tonight I’m looking forward to getting a much needed perm and haircut, tomorrow my plans include going to Gillette for the UMass/Buffalo football game and Sunday I want to work on making Christmas cards.