Author’s Note: I really wish I had the guts to post this on the bulletin board in our hallway, but I just don’t dare!
Dear Neighbor:
It’s bad enough your pot smoke permeates my apartment on a nearly daily basis, but now you’re leaving condom wrappers all over the parking lot? I suppose I should be grateful it’s not used condoms you’re trailing behind you on your walk of shame. Don’t get me wrong, I’m hardly a prude. I say “go for it” as long as what you’re doing is safe and legal. I just don’t need to know about your sexual prowess. Something makes me think you’re bragging by using Trojan extra large condoms anyway, but even if you’re not, I don’t need to know about the size of your man bits. Surely you have a trash can in you apartment in which you can dispose of these materials, and if you’re having sex in your car, might I suggest using the cup holder for any such leftovers in the future? There is such a thing as the right to privacy — yours would benefit from cleaning up after yourself.Or perhaps you’d like me to leave my bra and panties hanging from my car window the next time I’ve had a bit of fun? The choice is yours.
Sincerely,
Your neighbor in too much information
Jen's Rambling Thoughts... 
Kinda makes me glad we live in the country with lots of elbow room!
Or that you don’t live in an area with five colleges in an apartment that’s 2/3 college kids:) Yeah this was snarky but seriously, it’s getting on my last nerve.
This was amusing. I suspect if you left your bra and panties out he might like that. I wouldn’t like living around that, that’s for sure!
Good point, maybe that’s not a good strategy;) Yeah the past year or so our upstairs neighbors have left a bit to be desired, whether through noisy kids or pot smoking sex fiends LOL. We’re just saving up for a down payment on a home and then I don’t think we’ll have any issues with saying goodbye.