Ok, so here’s the real one:
And here’s how the text would read if this were the cover of a UMass football program:
It promises to solve UMass football’s 2-22 record. It’s backed by Jack Welch, James Ihedigbo and the Friends of UMass Football. The office costs $50,000,000 and operates on Powerade, trick plays and swearing, and no opposing team knows how it actually works.
The Whiplash Attack
By Mark Whipple