List 25 things you will never do.

climb Mount Everest

eat a bug

like spiders

cheat on Bill

start a wildfire

abandon my family

rob a bank

drive a race car

speak German

own a smartphone

get a tattoo

swim across the English Channel

spend time in a nudist camp

own a Corvette

join a cult

like bananas

act my age

live on a deserted island

go to Mars

be a morning person

play flute with the Boston Pops

kick a field goal

knit a pair of socks

do a split

hurt those I love on purpose